Tuesday, 12 July 2011
Oh Oh Seven!
In a few minutes time I will be at the wheel of my 14 year old car and taking the do or die auto route to the coast. Luckily the cruise out of control system still works. I set it at 80 mph and point it North. When I first arrived here I was worried about having a right hand drive UK car. My neighbours shrugged and said "Well - here we drive in the middle of the road, so it doesn't matter". I keep the vehicle taxed, insured and tested in the UK. I had hoped that Gilles would be able to come with me but he has to work poor soul. Do you think I feel any disquiet that several French ladies have offered to look after him while I am away? OF COURSE I DO NOT! At least none of them cook rabbit.
Look - I live in France and sometimes I don't always catch what they say on the radio. I thought I heard that the Beckhams have called their child Harper Seven. The French don't seem sure how to pronounce it. I must be hearing things.
At last a Buddhist hero. The cyclist Johnny Hoogerland was knocked off his bike by a car driven by journalists in the Tour de France.This bike race has always seemed to me like a bike rally that somehow got caught up in a car race. This poor guy hit a barbed wire fence at 40 mph. When interviewed he said "Well, these things happen - no one meant it to be this way - I feel sorry for the guys who did it because they will feel very bad." Now - these remarks left me feeling utterly inadequate. He has acceptance, mercy and wisdom. He went off to receive 30 stitches weighed down with absolute respect of millions. I just hope that the ambulance chasing lawyers are careful not to knock him off again.
Remember I advised you to keep an eye on the Steroid-EPO team in the Tour. The cats pounced on a minor mouse today - well, sadly no surprise. Look all you Mr Gogetitnows- what sporting world do you want for your OWN kids? Write to me in confidence. I really want to know.
Emma thinx: What name would your child give to you?