tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-47768721815969755992024-03-05T18:35:49.383+01:00Real Life According to EmmaThe blog of a romance novelist and poet. Semi-nomadic between England and France, a curious curtsey to cuisine and country.
Emma Calinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02661631701340292529noreply@blogger.comBlogger418125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776872181596975599.post-21407485892103740832015-06-17T20:34:00.000+02:002015-06-17T20:34:54.154+02:00Moving To Wordpress<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="font-size: large;">On 11th June 2011 I started to blog on this site. Since then some 417 posts have appeared. Much has changed in that time. The blog was once the essential flagship of the wannabe blockbuster author like me. Now it is a diminished form in the jingle jangle jumble of competing media voices. People are at full stretch just trying to sell their own deal or ducking out of infinite sales pitches.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">For all that, it's been a great experience and pleasure to be on here. Over the past year my stats have been completely meaningless on account of Russian Spambots hitting the site multi-thousands of times. Thanks to everyone who has read and/or commented on my blog. I'm gonna carry on via Wordpress to see if there is a genuine audience out there</span>. <span style="font-size: large;">You can find me <a href="http://emmacalinblog.com/" target="_blank">here</a></span> .<br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Did you ever wonder if the genuine delicious SPAM has suffered by association with junk mail? To be honest I'm a SPAM fan and often tuck into a <a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam_fritter" target="_blank">SPAM fritter</a></span> <span style="font-size: large;">when the gourmet world isn't watching.</span><br />
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Emma Calinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02661631701340292529noreply@blogger.com10tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776872181596975599.post-45132052361484322822015-05-25T10:42:00.002+02:002015-05-31T11:45:45.692+02:00Royal Diet - Let them eat cakes! pic.twitter.com/IZHc6rHmx8<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<span style="background-color: white; box-shadow: none; color: grey; font-family: calibri, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 21.2999992370605px;">I do not struggle with my weight. My weight struggles with me and owing to its superior artillery of temptation, I don't resist. Until now! </span><br />
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Emma Calinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02661631701340292529noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776872181596975599.post-69689499622633513202015-05-11T11:57:00.001+02:002015-05-11T18:42:49.370+02:00Black Beauty Has A Beady Eye On The World pic.twitter.com/2lWfIdXcUI #birds<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-size: large;">In our house we’re celebrating the
recovery of a favorite ‘pet’ - a wise old crow who’s been coming
to our garden for years. Just as the dog in "Alf The Workshop Dog" is a real mutt, ‘The Crow of the World’ from the same story is also based on my
real-life bird friend. We call him ‘Hook Beak’ - for reasons you
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<span style="font-size: large;">He’s the cleverest and bravest of
the crows, always first to come down when we throw out food. He
swaggers up, looks right in at the window with his beady eyes and
squarks at us when he’s hungry. If food is too dry – he takes it
to a bowl of water and sits for a few minutes whilst it soaks and
softens. If there’s any left over, he hides it for later –
digging little holes in the grass and covering with leaves or
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<span style="font-size: large;">Recently he showed up with a wounded leg, hardly able to walk. The other crows
were pecking at him, keeping him away from food. He
became increasingly bedraggled and we were worried he wouldn’t
survive, especially with the constant bullying. We knew he was braver and more confident than most of his oppressors. We guessed he would approach closer than the others if we stayed in the garden to frighten them away. We made
up some pasta (his favorite!) mixed with tinned dog meat. Sure
enough he flapped down to feed while we stood guard. The bullies just squawked and postured at a distance. His courage and intelligence got him his three meals a day in peace. This weekend he’s looking glossy and sleek. His limp has more or
less gone and he can once more hold his own in the pecking order.
He’s also very busy delivering food to a nest in a nearby oak tree
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<span style="font-size: large;">The Great Crow Of The World is a major character in my kid's book <i>Alf The Workshop Dog</i> which has been doing great and has reached #1 Bestseller in Time Travel, Pets, and Chapter Books in USA, UK and Canada. To celebrate, the second book in the series <i>Isabella's Pink Bicycle</i> is going free 12-13-14 May. Come along and meet another animal - that cool pole cat for a tight spot - Frankie Ferret. Who needs a Fairy Godmother when you've got a Ferret Godfather?</span></div>
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Emma Calinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02661631701340292529noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776872181596975599.post-37625457886608974102015-05-02T09:00:00.000+02:002015-05-02T09:00:02.465+02:00The Wind Weeps by @Anneli33 pic.twitter.com/d2V5UDsn3A smarturl.it/WindWeeps #Canadian #suspense<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-size: large;">I'm using my blog today to proclaim the new cover for an excellent novel </span><span style="font-size: large; font-style: italic;">The Wind Weeps</span><i> </i><span style="font-size: large;">by </span><span style="font-size: large;">Anneli Purchase. I reviewed this story when it was first published. It is a dramatic read with a sexually sophisticated ambiance. To my eyes, the repackage is fantastic.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">A novel as emotionally charged as this one needs a cover to reflect its contrasts and nuances. When fear and desperation threaten to sweep aside all gentleness and consideration the cover has a job of work to do. The new design conveys every element of this beautifully written story and for sure proclaims its worth.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The brutal truth of Nature displays itself along the lonely coast as much as it does through the lives of handsome men and beautiful women. Set in the commercial fishing world of British Columbia, the depth of the story offers a range of choice for a cover. Anneli's designer, Anita B. Carroll of <a href="http://race-point.com/" target="_blank">http://race-point.com</a> created a design that embodies the passion and emotion that simmer even within the cruel unforgiving sea.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Remember the terror Julia Roberts felt in the movie <i>Sleeping with the Enemy</i>? That’s the kind of terror Andrea feels about her husband, Robert. But, in her case it isn’t so easy to escape him. He has taken her to live in a remote cabin on the coast, cut off from all communication.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Andrea once loved orchids, but Robert has transmuted them into a symbol of his control over her. The orchid on the cover seems to be weeping. The blood red sky, the bleak churning sea add their abstract shadows. And yet Andrea is determined to survive and get back to the man she wishes she had married, the one who has never stopped loving her.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">For more than just a romance, why not click on the link to download The Wind Weeps. You won’t sleep until you finish it....</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: white; font-family: verdana, arial, helvetica, sans-serif;"><i><b>FIVE STARS</b>: A really good story! We don't always make the right choices. We always think we can change people but human nature is very complex. Set in an unforgiving landscape of fittest survival, the human is a fragile and troubled creature. This is a book where the writer clearly knows that small mistakes can hook you in the mouth like a salmon on a merciless steel line. The water is cold for any warm blooded stranger who falls in the struggle. Yet this is the true life for these characters on the fishing grounds of the North. No ice can freeze the heat of desire and no innocence of springtime can un-cry the tears of youthful regret. Set in an awesome savage beauty, the human spirit goes on through real and imagined kisses and wine to find a wider perspective. We are free because love imprisons us. I adored this book for its exploration of this dilemma set in the real lives of real folk. No highfalutin literati posturing but a hand on the winch, a knife in the hand and a pulse in the flesh mix in this story. The style is straightforward without gratuitous flourishes - a bit like ice and a loving kiss. A sexually sophisticated and tension packed story. A good good read!</i></span></div>
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Emma Calinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02661631701340292529noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776872181596975599.post-76424952456465318262015-05-01T13:31:00.000+02:002015-05-01T20:32:57.158+02:00The Ship That Died of Shame. pic.twitter.com/sb6Uq0fBOw Fly Tipping Horrors in the UK<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-size: large;">What beauty there is in the Springtime. Who could be blind to its joy? Who cannot know in their own heart the joy this beauty brings to others be they rich or poor? Who would SHIT in the face of innocence and</span> <span style="font-size: large;">loveliness? Who would SHIT in the face of our communities?</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Fly tippers - that's who! These creatures are a curse in both urban and rural areas. Generally they are "contractors" who offer to clear rubbish. Instead of registering their business and joining in the community need for recycling, they dump the trash anywhere. Needless to say these barbarians avoid legitimate disposal fees although they charge their clients for them. Nowhere is safe</span>. <span style="font-size: large;">They are utter low-lifes with no care for their fellow man.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Close to the church of St Margaret's church in Wellow, a small Hampshire village (famous as the burial place of Florence Nightingale) I chanced upon a rare outrage of fly tipping. It's not often you wander along a country lane and find yourself confronted with a speedboat. Yes - a speedboat filled with bags of rubbish. Nearby there is a fridge and some other debris from a previous incident. Someone must be able to recognise this boat.<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Being a writer I do get the chance to express my own views through characters. In <a href="http://www.smarturl.it/PP2" target="_blank">Passion Patrol 2</a> WPC Shannon Aguerri confronts a band of fly tippers. Things turn ugly and there is violence. In researching the book I spoke to officers who had dealt with this kind of incident in real life. The fiction in the book is no exaggeration. </span><br />
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Emma Calinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02661631701340292529noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776872181596975599.post-80482234897605649212015-04-29T18:58:00.001+02:002015-04-29T18:58:46.668+02:00A Spring Postcard From Exbury Gardens: Breathtaking Beauty pic.twitter.com/1tODNEQdUJ @exburygardens<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-size: large;"><a href="http://www.exbury.co.uk/website/" target="_blank">Exbury Gardens</a> is a visitor attraction set in the New Forest of Hampshire UK. The grounds run down to the Beaulieu River</span>. <span style="font-size: large;">Wild ponies wander the roads as you approach. The Isle of Wight and the Solent are visible as you wander along the river path. I had the fortune to go there yesterday. It's a job to write about the place</span> <span style="font-size: large;">without sounding like an OTT tourist brochure</span>. <span style="font-size: large;">It is just SO beautiful that really you just have to see the photos. The beauty has a quality of unreality which I suppose is to be expected in a created garden. I wish I knew more about plants. Certainly there are </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">azaleas and rhododendrons. I also spotted some king cups which have always been a favourite with me. They seem to cry out the joy of the sun and lush meadow land with their open faces. I had not seen any for years and suddenly I spotted them. My mind raced back decades to a <a href="http://www.poetrynook.com/poem/i-wish-king-cups-they-would-come-again" target="_blank">John Clare poem. </a> </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">A Bank Holiday weekend lies ahead. If you get the chance give yourself a real overdose of beauty and get down to Exbury. Be sure to take your camera. My final shot is a close up of a Rhododendron. To me it represents an abstraction beyond reality. Maybe this is the way we are supposed to see things - as if everything <i>is</i> something more than itself. I guess this is what great gardeners seek to achieve - a transcendence beyond the truth of itself - a fiction of beauty - like a once dreamed kiss that suddenly is on your living lips.</span><br />
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Emma Calinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02661631701340292529noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776872181596975599.post-5647849388927380842015-04-23T20:41:00.002+02:002015-04-23T20:41:26.587+02:00If you go down to the woods today - #Bluebells #poetry #video pic.twitter.com/kq9vFPaOJP<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-size: large;">So begins the famous poem <i>Home Thoughts, From Abroad</i> by Robert Browning, written in 1845 when he was feeling homesick in Italy. It is a lovely poem and I have always taken pleasure from poems of Nature. One of the few "arty" things I learned at school was the poem "Daffodils"</span> <span style="font-size: large;">by William Wordsworth</span>. <span style="font-size: large;">In later life as a wannabee poet I discovered the words of John Clare and wept with frustration at my dullness. These days what poetry I have I secrete in my novels like a pinch of mono-sodium glutamate among the stir fried bean sprouts of new love</span>. <span style="font-size: large;">(Guess what I've been cooking for dinner?)</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">It was a release to get away from the office and go to the Bluebell woods at Mottisfont in Hampshire. I took my camera and tried to capture the crushing fragility of such</span> <span style="font-size: large;">beauty. All I could think of was the poem by Oscar Sparrow entitled simply "Bluebells"</span>. <span style="font-size: large;">So much of our longing as humans comes down to a need to hold on and endure. Humble flowers with their immense beauty and perfume fade before our eyes and we cannot hold them any more than we can hold ourselves on the shingle shores of Time. And yet in poetry we can pass on a few moments that in the act itself of sharing, flower over and over as seeds, roll over and over as waves, kiss over and over as innocent lovers: as if no bloom before had offered such beauty or no lips before had ever known the joy of the kiss. </span><br />
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Emma Calinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02661631701340292529noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776872181596975599.post-58716309239428030752015-04-21T17:22:00.000+02:002015-04-21T18:39:45.339+02:00Putting Some #Free Love And Sex On Your Tablet pic.twitter.com/QP68aAdQV #romance <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-size: large;">I could not believe my ears. I was driving along listening to "Woman's Hour</span> <span style="font-size: large;">"</span> <span style="font-size: large;">on the BBC radio. The presenter announced the result of the <a href="http://www.natsal.ac.uk/home.aspx" target="_blank">latest official sex survey in the UK.</a> People are having less and less sex! They are having less sex than in Victorian times which was before evolution had provided polite ladies with any orgasmic bits. (Didn't they have hands or curiosity?)</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;"> The official reason is that the tablet and the smart phone are our true love mates. We even play with them in bed. The result is that on average folk are doing it THREE TIMES A MONTH. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Now, without shocking you with my domestic survey stats I feel I can speak as an active writer of Romantica. The production process requires a fair bit of imaginative role play. Serious academic literary critics call this unashamed erotic fantasy. You can imagine the state of me at the end of a hard day. Three times a month wouldn't get me through a couple of scrappy chapters of drugs, crime and car chases. I've always wondered why writing about sex makes me feel sexy but writing about burglary doesn't make me want to steal other people's televisions.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">At once I realised something had to be done. I had to save the British nation from further decline. I knew it would be impossible to convince lovers not to take their digital devices to bed. Of course the answer was simple; supply everyone with a <a href="http://www.smarturl.it/PP2" target="_blank">free copy of Passion Patrol 2</a>. It wouldn't be long before the manhood of Britain would rise up and the ladies would lie back and think of England as they did in the time of sexy Queen Victoria. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">And, if you believe the reviews it's a thumping good tale of action, crime, love and sexual pleasure set in the crucible of race, class and wealth of modern Britain.</span><br />
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Emma Calinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02661631701340292529noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776872181596975599.post-2533792083525078422015-04-16T21:30:00.000+02:002015-04-16T21:30:18.631+02:00French Resistance - a nation of #bookshops against the world<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-size: large;">In France there are book shops. In England a few still cling on but they are hard to find. Whilst the French have embraced much of the out of town retail centre/shopping mall culture, the book trade is still in independent hands. The sale of books online lags far behind the UK and The USA. A few Parisian sophistogauls possess Kindles but I suspect even they read e books about propagating chic organic cucumbers in their attics.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Eventually I plucked up courage to enter my local "librairie". After all, I am Anglaise and so are my books. I imagined they would not be impressed by some Femme Franglaise swaggering in to anounce myself as the only International Number One Best Seller of female fantasm in the village. So - I took in some respectable material - my series of children's books and of course some serious poetry which I publish at Gallo-Romano media. I met a wonderful French lady.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">"No one buys poetry or children's books," she said, selecting instead the crime soaked oversexed romance which is my more worldly genre. "There are many English in the region - this is the stuff they like," she assured me. Obviously she knows what appeals to the daring fantasy follicles of the Anglo Saxon lady.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The bookshop "Le Passage des Heures" is a little marvel. Books on The Forgotten Vegetables of France lounge casually on the shoulder of Emile Zola. The place is adorable for a book groupie like me. We talked about the price of my books. I mentioned Amazon. A Gallic eyebrow shot out the roof of the building. Seemingly, the affairs of Amazon are of no interest. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Indeed they do. France is still a very foreign country - no matter where you are from. Being French is a talent and I will never be equal to it. Generally they understand how awful it is to be foreign and are very kind. As a result there is a bookshop in<a href="http://www.saint-savinien.fr/" target="_blank"> Saint Savinien</a> with my books in the window. Merci beaucoup. Eat your heart out Waterstone's. </span><br />
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Emma Calinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02661631701340292529noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776872181596975599.post-17338639700159057502015-04-10T15:14:00.003+02:002015-04-10T15:14:39.343+02:00Give A #Dog A #Free Home - http://t.co/bWCW8z7aMy 11-13th April Amazon Worldwide<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-size: large;">There is a long tradition of novelists taking real characters and turning them into literary figures. Sherlock Holmes, James Bond, Severus Snape, Indiana Jones, Dorian Gray and <a href="http://www.smarturl.it/Alf" target="_blank">Alf The Workshop Dog</a> were all based on real people .....and a dog of course. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">If you want to check out the real Alf FOR FREE you will able to see him live by using the interactive features in <i>Alf The Workshop Dog </i>which goes <a href="http://www.smarturl.it/Alf" target="_blank">free on 11th, 12th and 13th April</a>.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">In the story Alf the homeless mutt helps out at a Bus depot workshop by finding tools and sniffing out waste food on a fleet of buses. Do I hear you saying "Aah - poor thing". Well, here's your chance to give a dog a home and learn the whole story. </span><br />
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Emma Calinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02661631701340292529noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776872181596975599.post-28690490843223539812015-03-26T21:33:00.001+01:002015-03-28T14:00:42.173+01:00Crows' Feet And Pasta - a menu for #Spring pic.twitter.com/2bhpJQYJ6n<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-size: large;">Prima Rosa - yes the first rose. It is indeed the Spring and where there was nothing, suddenly there are primroses. Suddenly I draw them in through my senses and into my pagan soul</span>.<span style="font-size: large;"> The crows fight savagely over sticks with which to build their nests. I get up at dawn to boil pasta to provide my noble scavengers with a romantic novelist's breakfast. I love these birds. I think I worship them. In my children's story<a href="http://www.smarturl.it/Alf" target="_blank"> </a><i><a href="http://www.smarturl.it/Alf" target="_blank">Alf The Workshop Dog</a>, </i>all the wisdom of the world is stored in the crows. They are the default battery on the motherboard of consciousness. (Did you ever wonder if digital language just <i>has</i> to reflect inescapable symmetries by way of metaphor and semi conductor?)</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">They have watched our futile struggles from the high trees since the dawn of conscious time. They have the DNA of dinosaurs, the politics of parliaments, the sheen of pimps, the stab of spike and claw, the stamp of merciless truth. Regular readers will recognise the photo of HB, my court favourite. Last week he showed up for breakfast bedraggled and desperate with hunger, only able to half hop on one leg. The others crows attacked him - such is the nature of the universe. I moved in close and for a moment he looked me in the eye. The other birds retreated or flapped off. He held my gaze and ate on. I circled keeping the others at bay. Finally he had eaten his fill. He took off back to his nest and fed some food to his mate. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">For the next two days he came, limping but stronger. He flew close by me before landing almost at my feet. Rivals moved in and he seemed to check me out for complicity. The others stayed away while he ate his Walmart fusilli and dog meat mash. Oooh, I'm a right cordon bleu you know!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Yesterday and today he has stayed up in his nest. He seems to be feeding on some agricultural land to the south of me. He has always been one to avoid the crush and shemozzle. I watch him. He sat on my TV aerial while I hung out some washing. He watches me. He is still a bit lame but coping. He seems to have eggs in the nest. This universe has no mercy but it does support intelligence and the will to survive. Maybe just this once I have made a tiny tiny difference. Just maybe, beyond all the falseness of words and the dynamics of physics, some glue of friendship has some moral gravity or some value.</span><br />
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Emma Calinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02661631701340292529noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776872181596975599.post-76635875448024846852015-03-19T12:05:00.000+01:002015-03-19T12:07:04.572+01:00Breath In #Venice - The Living Flesh Of Imagination In Stone pic.twitter.com/ulZHBV9B5K #minibreak<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-size: large;">I went to Venice - just popped over. You see there are people in Cybersales who know about me and watch me. They know the swivel of my eyes and the recycle bin shameful lusts of my browser history. I <i>should</i> be worried about surveillance and privacy shouldn't I? Someone out there in the ethos of commercial ether knew that if they sent me an e mail offer of a couple of nights in Venice for the price of a B&B with a pint of warm beer in Grimethorpe, I'd be the sort of lush, decadent credit abusing floozy who'd sign up. So, I got out the plastic fantastic, explained to airport security that there was indeed a terrorist's dream of <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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<span style="font-size: large;">metal support in my bra and uplifted myself to a place where I'd only ever been in my books. It just didn't seem fair that Earl Spencer and hot cop Shannon had shared Venetian love in <a href="http://www.smarturl.it/PP2" target="_blank">Passion Patrol 2</a> and I had not!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Many of you will have been there. If you have, you are still there at any moment the name comes back to you. If you have not, then it will be Disneyed away in your helpless dreams. Of course there is the sadness that it could all be swept away. The Mose project is nearly ready to provide gates to hold back the sea. The quaysides are being raised. Collectively as a world we cannot let this go. Moses, Noah, King Canute and I will not allow it!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">I got back from Venice in the early hours of Friday morning. Although exhausted I was still floating on water and the magical performance by "<a href="http://www.musicapalazzo.com/language/en/" target="_blank">La Musica A Palazzo</a>"</span> <span style="font-size: large;">of Grand Opera love duets in the splendid setting</span> <span style="font-size: large;">of the Palazzo Barbarigio-Minotto</span>. <span style="font-size: large;">In essence the rooms of the palazzo become the stage and the audience gets to share the love up close. Well, how else would you want it?</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">I was in Venice following in the footsteps of Spencer and Shannon from <a href="http://www.smarturl.it/PP2" target="_blank">Passion Patrol 2</a>. As I crank up the keyboard on Passion Patrol 3 I wanted to recapture the mood. I'm still not sure where our hot cop lovers will find the romance button. It's possible it could be Swansea.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">So, with Venice just a few ripples behind my Ryan Air bus ride, I was at the Theatre Royal in Winchester, Hampshire, UK. The occasion was the performance of "Faust" by the Swansea City Opera. Wow! Wow! what a show it was. Of course there are famous massive productions by Covent Garden, New York Met' and the Opéra National de Paris. </span><br />
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Emma Calinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02661631701340292529noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776872181596975599.post-25652692750817873962015-03-05T19:39:00.002+01:002015-03-05T19:39:42.555+01:00Cops And Slobbers pic.twitter.com/JhbQJLYlxL #relaunch the #romance!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-size: large;">Today is </span><a href="http://worldbookday.com/" style="font-size: x-large;" target="_blank">World Book Day</a><span style="font-size: large;">. I know this because I've seen lines of dressing up costumes in ASDA for parents to buy for their children. My guess is that more costumes will be sold than books. Seemingly the idea is that kids dress up as their literary heroes. Most of them seem to be characters from "Frozen"which as far as I know, is a Disney film. I've also spotted a couple of Hagrids, several Harry Potters and a sprinkling of geek girls. Thinking about it they may have been just regular modern girls.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Both books feature London Metropolitan Police girls. They don't just get their own man - they scoop the bad guys on the way. I've been delighted by the critical response to both books since they launched in their original forms. This could be the biggest marketing event since the UK re launch of the Mars Marathon bar as "Snickers". What a name - they must have been nuts! OK - you can groan but it's late and I need a glass of Bordeaux.</span><br />
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Emma Calinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02661631701340292529noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776872181596975599.post-90547822657135745352015-02-28T13:58:00.000+01:002015-02-28T13:58:31.769+01:00Emma Does ASDA Pulse Of The Nation - quirky veg is sexy! pic.twitter.com/vmoY6YrfqV<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-size: large;">It has just been Oscar season. The host opens the envelope and the winner is announced. Every year there is the Man-Booker literary prize shortlist. All the scribes are interviewed on posh BBC radio and eventually the winner is crowned. Huge cheques are awarded. Limos and red carpets enter our subliminal souls. Thousands cheer while rivals grind their teeth in bitter angst.</span><br />
<span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: large;">Until a couple of days ago I'd always just missed out on this stuff. Then it happened. Suddenly I was a selected one! ASDA (Walmart) chose me to be on their green "Pulse Of The Nation" forum. I became part of the great discussion on green behaviour and politics. Decades of playing trolley dodgems at ASDA had led up to this moment but I was soon to realize that my style of being green was a pathetic pastel imitation of the real thing. There are some fantastic folk out there.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">There are people who buy and sell worms on e-bay. Then you nurture the little creatures on waste in a wormery. Then you separate the droppings from the worm urine and feed it to your veg'. There are people shredding up all the family scrap paper for chicken bedding. I thought I was being good by putting my old clothes in the rag bin. Some folk cut them up and use them a dish cloths. Of course, I'm also a bit of a carnivore and I know that's not too green.<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
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Emma Calinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02661631701340292529noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776872181596975599.post-21607662850318967792015-02-25T21:11:00.001+01:002015-02-25T21:11:59.072+01:00 A Little Birdhouse In My Soul pic.twitter.com/XDLpb7RkGd<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-size: large;">A couple of years ago I posted a blog here entitled "Are my tits out of proportion to my hole?" You cannot imagine the torrent of criticism that drowned my sensitive soul. The feature, which concerned the frustration of my empty nesting box, was reviled and despised by right minded people. Old friends and supporters turned away in disgust. I was forced to crawl away like the ugly duckling. The post went on to collect my biggest ever readership and topped the poll every day. Can you believe that pervy hornythologists search for such words on line? In the end I took it down out of shame and promised myself and the Devil that I would never ever use the<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coal_tit" target="_blank"> T word again</a>. Faust may have succumbed to an offer of knowledge and worldly pleasure but I am a chastened harlot. I am not the sort of big mamma mammal who would ever give suck to such conduct.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">So it is that I can report that the smallest of the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coal_tit" target="_blank">T word species</a></span><span style="font-size: large;"> has arrived in my box. Better known as Periparus ater by you academic Latin speakers, the little soul has moved in to claim his home. At dusk he pops in and immediately fluffs up his feathers to conserve heat. He/she is a miracle of beauty and of life. I cannot find the words to tell you how blessed I feel that this vulnerable little creature is in some way in my care. Folk I pass in the street have hopes, loves, losses and regrets that I cannot touch or share. Yet - a wisp</span><span style="font-size: large;"> of a bird, that demanding weightless heaviness of life itself - that flight and gravity of the universal soul, has come at last. Fragile</span><span style="font-size: large;"> bird - you carry the burden of my kisses and hopes. </span><br />
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Emma Calinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02661631701340292529noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776872181596975599.post-46317686112115118372015-02-22T16:45:00.000+01:002015-02-22T16:45:29.403+01:00Roads to Freedom pic.twitter.com/gOLWkGBKjt<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"> A coded message from Emmadamus spotted on a French country walk</td></tr>
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<span style="font-size: large;">This week the storks returned to Saint Savinien from Africa. The world was otherwise filled with death and mayhem. Tanks (apparently privately owned by amateur military enthusiasts) rattled around Eastern Ukraine. Amateur religious enthusiasts did some mass beheading to bring us all closer to God. Euro money politics fenced around with the concept that it's the Grexit wot wrecks it. <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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And yet even in the cold air a thermal lifted these hopeful voyagers above our little town in South Western France. The legend of storks bringing babies is that they re-appear in Europe nine months after mid summer day. Maybe the message is also a cryptic reminder of re-birth and new hope.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Generally I am a very positive person. Fears of doom and disaster are over played in the media. Yet, as the pretty face of Spring makes its first weak smile, I see a troubled frown ahead. A vicious war is stoking up at the gates of Europe. Rootin' Tootin' Vlad' the Impala is leaping ahead of our lame pen pusher bean counter politicos. Elsewhere, radical religion offers young warriors the sense of belonging and purpose denied to them by the world financial system. The fact is that our play safe geeky faux meritocracy is weak and we have been sussed out. It is not that our leaders have not stood up for our beliefs for they do not know what they are. Our swords have withered into spreadsheets. Politics has been played out on a pitch the size of a handkerchief in an arena the size of Alaska. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">The financial collapse of 2007/8 was a warning that the structure was rotten. The bloated corpse of private greed was covered over in a shallow grave dug at public expense. We've thrown in some quick setting cement and all our gold coins but erected no headstone. We resemble the court of Louis XVI at Versailles.Who could not marvel at our palace? A stock market failure or other financial crisis will capsize our fragile little boat into a white water torrent. From such catastrophe new leaders arise; and quickly. Cometh the vacuum, cometh the fist. Every accordion player is a philosopher.The suck is as strong as the blow. The one invites and defines the other.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">It is Friday the thirteenth. Although my life is an obstacle course of superstition, this occasion has never brought me any bad luck. Happily this morning I saw two magpies out of the window at first light. In the semi gloom I did put my knickers on back to front and resisted the urge to adjust the mistake. I'm just so pleased I don't wear a thong. So, I'm safe. It is well known in supernatural circles that the defiant power of reversed knickers always trumps the hand of doom. </span><br />
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Far more important is the date tomorrow - 14th February. I guess it's potentially the best or worst day of the year. You love him. He loves you. He loves you not. He loves you but doesn't know the date. He loves you but he's a creepy stalker with dog breath and a socially plausible excuse! She sends you a card out of capricious vanity....dear me - just remember what happened when Bathsheba sent Mr Boldwood a teasing card in Thomas Hardy's novel "Far From The Madding Crowd". Yes - it's an interpersonal swine-field. </span><br />
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Like most things spontaneous and romantic- they can be improved with good management. For the past two weeks I've been indicating to my man that there may be a package arriving that he is not to open because it may contain items he should not see yet. I've been casually talking about the Valentine's merchandising in Walmart as I complain about regular items being moved. </span><br />
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"Do you know they've moved the unwashed organic potatoes so that they can sell more cards with gaudy quilted hearts!" I say casually. He nods. He gets it. He loves it when I talk dirty.</span><br />
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Emma Calinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02661631701340292529noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776872181596975599.post-19881412223858521812015-02-06T12:50:00.003+01:002015-02-06T13:44:37.888+01:00Erin, aged 6, #reviews all three Once Upon a NOW #books @ajcraftybox #kidlit #giveaway <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-size: large;">My children's book tour and <i><b>giveaway</b></i> is now up to stop number seven: the <a href="https://ajbookreviewclub.wordpress.com/2015/02/05/children-book-week-on-my-blog-welcome-to-the-once-upon-a-now-books-gave-away/" target="_blank">ajbookreviewclub</a>. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">I've been delighted to be included on many blogs where <i><b>real </b></i>children have been invited to read and share their thoughts about the series with adult reviewers in the feature. Here on AJ's blog we meet the delightful and wise Erin (who is six). She had all three books read to her and tells us about which bits she liked (and didn't!) and which of the stories is her favourite. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">One common comment on all the reviews of 'Alf The Workshop Dog' is that readers love '<b><i>the song</i></b>'. They are referring to the fictional National Anthem of Zanubia, which you can hear and watch being sung from within the book. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">It's performed by my daughter on the piano (she's very clever and wrote the music) and Oscar Sparrow who is the wonderful narrator on the audio book editions of all my children's stories. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">He was very worried about being too fierce and frightening the kids - so we made him a paper crown to go with his plastic sword. This then gave us a lot of trouble as he couldn't keep a straight face and we had to record many takes. In the end I set the camera rolling and left the room and that solved it.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Want to see the video and hear the song? Well I'm afraid it's exclusive to the book... it's one of the 'bonus features' included via scannable QR code and secret URL links. </span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: red;"><b>(A hint for my <i>special readers</i> - ALF will be FREE on Amazon Kindle 8, 9, 10 Feb: grab</b></span></span><span style="font-size: large;"><span style="color: red;"><b> your copy and hear the song! <a href="http://www.smarturl.it/Alf">http://www.smarturl.it/Alf</a> )</b></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: large;">All books in the series are 'chapter books'. These are aimed at younger readers maybe not yet ready to read a whole book in one go. The stories are divided into manageable chunks with the bonus materials as a 'reward' for the end of a section. The videos, photos and colouring pictures are accessed via QR codes and URLs in the book. QR codes let people with the paperback version still get the benefit of these interactive materials. I guess they are a bit of a gimmick but I think they make for a richer experience and help make story time more fun. They certainly added a new element to the job of creating the books! </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">A big thank you to <a href="https://ajbookreviewclub.wordpress.com/2015/02/05/children-book-week-on-my-blog-welcome-to-the-once-upon-a-now-books-gave-away/" target="_blank">AJ and her daughter</a> for sharing their thoughts on my stories - I'm so pleased you enjoyed them!</span><br />
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Stop #6 on my Children's Fiction Book Tour is back on <a href="http://maryannwrites.com/itsnotallgravy/2015/02/04/child-labour-digging-it-out-to-write-for-kids/" target="_blank">'It's Not All Gravy'</a> - this time for a chat and a lovely glass of wine with Maryann, tlaking about the about inspiration behind <a href="http://www.smarturl.it/Alf" target="_blank">Alf The Workshop Dog.</a><br />
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Emma Calinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02661631701340292529noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776872181596975599.post-75291904619885276622015-02-03T19:04:00.002+01:002015-02-03T19:04:39.158+01:00Who couldn’t love a dog like that? pic.twitter.com/PqRKR1uWKa @maryannwrites #review<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-size: large;">Day Five and my Book Tour is visiting the blog of Maryann Miller which is called <a href="http://maryannwrites.com/itsnotallgravy/2015/02/01/blog-tour-once-upon-a-now-emma-calin-giveaway/" target="_blank">It's Not All Gravy</a>. </span><br />
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<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzY1H_F3aW-d__Giv5KJF8hRHD7c0NR25EuXQ_CmXAULRd1XSllxteB6QLnkpKHMBPVwnx5WNmjLWfV15_Gx_O0XCD_tnT_M_qX6dRt0-1LBu-t7KJKbs5qEZwuKdBqW8_DCG3X5bPkaPl/s1600/Alf+final+1st+Oct+Amazon+Kindle+small.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img alt="Alf The Workshop Dog cover, cover image, kid's fiction book, kid's book, children's story" border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzY1H_F3aW-d__Giv5KJF8hRHD7c0NR25EuXQ_CmXAULRd1XSllxteB6QLnkpKHMBPVwnx5WNmjLWfV15_Gx_O0XCD_tnT_M_qX6dRt0-1LBu-t7KJKbs5qEZwuKdBqW8_DCG3X5bPkaPl/s1600/Alf+final+1st+Oct+Amazon+Kindle+small.jpg" height="200" title="" width="133" /></a><span style="font-size: large;">She has kindly hosted all three books in the '<a href="http://www.smarturl.it/OUANAmazon" target="_blank">Once Upon a NOW</a>' series and includes a review of '<a href="http://www.smarturl.it/Alf" target="_blank">ALF THE WORKSHOP DOG</a>'.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">With a daughter who is a graphic artist she was particularly interested in the illustrations in the book. </span><br />
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Emma Calinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02661631701340292529noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776872181596975599.post-32011568127669692292015-02-03T18:21:00.000+01:002015-02-03T18:21:52.721+01:00Father and son duo @grabthisbook #review pic.twitter.com/oq0OciiXPE ALF THE WORKSHOP DOG <div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-size: large;">Stop number four on my Book Tour for the <a href="http://smarturl.it/OUANAmazon" target="_blank">Once Upon a NOW</a> series is at the wonderfully named review site <a href="http://grabthisbook.net/?p=489" target="_blank">"GRAB THIS BOOK"</a>.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">It's wonderful to be allowed in to this father and son's story time and share an 8year old's perspective on <a href="http://www.smarturl.it/Alf" target="_blank">Alf The Workshop Dog</a>. What a perceptive young man - and what a lovely review. Thanks to the little chap for telling us how the book made him feel. Thanks to Dad for hosting us on his blog.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Interesting too that the lad is now demanding to be a regular guest on his dad's blog. The next generation of reviewers is here!</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Take a visit and hear their thoughts on <a href="http://grabthisbook.net/?p=489" target="_blank">Grab This Book</a>.</span></div>
Emma Calinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02661631701340292529noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776872181596975599.post-84757870056427164382015-02-03T16:54:00.001+01:002015-02-03T16:58:19.783+01:00Everyone needs a ferret godfather pic.twitter.com/6Cgub60Fzh #kidlit #review by @JossRadillo<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-size: large;">Today the Once Upon a NOW! series visits the Chapter 5 Book Review hosted by Kindergarten teacher and book blogger Joss Rodillo. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Which book in the series is her favourite? The clue is in the title of the blog..... yes she fell in love with Frankie Ferret the sidekick and adventure-buddy of Isabella in '<i><a href="http://www.smarturl.it/IsabellaPink" target="_blank">ISABELLA'S PINK BICYCLE</a></i>'.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">I was delighted that she gave the whole series a whopping 5***** and can't wait to share the stories with her little charges.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Find out what else she had to say about '<a href="http://www.smarturl.it/Alf" target="_blank"><i>ALF THE WORKSHOP</i> <i>DOG</i>'</a> and '<a href="http://www.smarturl.it/Kruncha" target="_blank"><i>KOOL KID KRUNCHA AND THE HIGH TRAPEZE</i></a>' on her <a href="http://chapterfive.wix.com/chapter5#!Once-Upon-a-Now-Reviews/cmbz/55BC39ED-2412-4625-82DA-19B89EA3BB08" target="_blank">blog here</a>. </span></div>
Emma Calinhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02661631701340292529noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4776872181596975599.post-26301574537985125852015-02-01T20:00:00.001+01:002015-02-01T22:23:55.435+01:00Full Monty in Fabulous #Blackpool pic.twitter.com/3UJsFNB6xV<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Distant snow covered hills try to imitate the pure beauty of winter Blackpool</td></tr>
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<span style="font-size: large;">Through rain, sleet, ice and snow we battled through to Blackpool in the dark. The journey was the best part of 300 miles, half of it on the pitch black truck fest strip of the M6 motorway. Ooh what fun it is to slalom along in the spray and blurred windshield mess of mystery tarmac. Most of the time I had no idea where I was. Forget the sat naff. I needed radar. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">In the swirl of icy night we arrived on the closed down Golden Mile. Loveless and mocked, Albericht once again had stolen the Rheingold from the maidens<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
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. The clamour of glamour had been gagged and bundled into a dark cupboard. The glitz hid pinch-faced with collar up in shuttered doorways. The fun of the fair sulked moaning that life was effing unfair. It wasn't Bleak House - it was bleak homeless. Yet it was wonderful. Blackpool lay like a beautiful forgotten film star, her allure un-painted, her face bared back to nature ready for her next come-back. Blackpool - you are the electric daydream of the insomniac poet. You are the Kiss Me Quick Carnival of the Northern Post Industrial Venice. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Along the Promenade glowed the blue signed entrance of the Strand <table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
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hotel. The wind whipped the car door from my grasp and the air from my lungs.The gale shrieked through the tram wires and the giant plastic lamp post mermaids: Oh silent sirens of the raging deep. We fought the Atlantic blast to the front revolving door and spun into the foyer like circus clowns fired from a cannon. All was calm. A lovely smiley lass issued drinks. We were safe at last. </span><br />
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roaring wheels of hurtling trucks and the flip flop smear of windshield wipers. We awoke warm to gaze upon the merciless Atlantic ocean. Pity all those mariners and creatures of the wild. My thoughts were of this Island England and all that it could offer. Yes - a full Monty fry up breakfast. Oooh you have to come up north to stuff yourself on black pudding to fortify your soul. As Britain remembers the 50th anniversary of <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/informationandarchives/archivenews/2015/rebroadcasting_the_state_funeral_of_Winston_Churchill_in_2015" target="_blank">Churchill's funeral</a>, this was the land of tradition he fought to save. We had the lot - the egg, the fried bread, the mushrooms, the beans, the hash browns, the sausage, the bacon, the black pud and washed it
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<span style="font-size: large;">Blackpool surely offers the greatest choice of hotels in the Northern hemisphere. It is a competitive market and the value is extraordinary. You could stay for a week at the price of a London night. A big big thank you to all the staff at the excellent <a href="http://www.thestrandhotel.com/" target="_blank">Strand hotel, Blackpool</a>. </span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">Emma Thinx: Darkness is but the stage where light reveals our part.</span><br />
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